Ask PetrolBlog: Sam bangs the drums
PetrolBlog has been contacted by a reader looking for advice on what car to buy next. After 21 months of existence, this is a first for PetrolBlog, although depending on how the advice goes down, it could quite easily be the last time it happens. Still, if it's good enough for Honest John, it's good enough for MajorGav. I'll have to buy a hat.
But in the meantime, here's the brief received from the reader.
Sam Jones is 27 and is currently driving around in what he describes as "a clapped out Peugeot 405 diesel estate". In the past, Sam has owned a Peugeot 205 XS and it was indeed FailCar's wonderful 205 GTi that brought him to the site in the first place.
Sam goes on to say that he's "looking to relive the hot hatch life", but has a "miserable budget of £1,500". Well the good news for Sam is that at PetrolBlog, we don't see £1,500 as a miserable budget. In fact, there are some rather tempting motors to be bought for that budget. There's further good news in that insurance isn't a problem for Sam as he has six years no claims discount to use. The car will need to be used daily, be fun to drive and, as Sam is a keen drummer, have the ability to swallow a set of drums. One final thing, Sam isn't a badge hunter, so just about everything is up for grabs.
So without further ado, here's PetrolBlog's top ten cars for Sam.
BMW E30 Touring

Pick of the crop would have to be the 325i, with its straight-six engine developing 168bhp. Alternatively, the 320i with 127bhp is no slouch and will deliver better fuel economy.
We found this rather lovely 320i, in desirable Schwartz Black with just 120k miles on the clock. Buy it now for just £1,099. Nice.
Honda Civic Aerodeck VTi

We found this silver VTi with just 102k miles on the clock and only three owners from new. Just £1,200. Bargain!
Proton Satria GTi

It features some rather nice 6-spoke alloys and a pair of Recaro front seats. If you can forgive the slightly suspect bodykit, cheap interior and square exhaust tailpipes, you have yourself a fantastic and much underrated B-road toy. The Satria GTi's fun is more down to mechanical grip than outright handling, but it's a tremendously fun car to chuck about. When new it was let down by a high price and a complete lack of image. But today, prices aren't a problem and Sam claims he's not a badge snob. That's why the Proton Satria GTi makes the shortlist.
Our pick is this 2000 car with just 67k miles on the clock. The cheapest Lotus badge on sale today?
Ford Focus 1.6 Zetec estate

For sure, it is completely lacking in presence and it looks as exciting as a bowl of mushy peas, but that's half the fun, right?
We're rather taken by this very clean silver 2001 model for just £1,500.
Ford Puma 1.7

If it was my money, I'd go for an early car with the Puma-only 'propellor' alloys. For maximum McQueen appeal, it would have to be in silver too. Might need to use the passenger seat for the drums though!
That said, this black 1.7 Puma for sale across the border from me in Cornwall looks quite tempting. Just £1,250 with only 69k miles on the clock.
Citroën Xsara VTS

There's further good news in the fact that most Xsara VTSs can be bought for less than £1k. A genuine performance bargain.
It has to be the pre-facelift model, like this 2000 model for just £695.
MG ZS 180

Despite the 180 badge, the ZS delivers 175bhp and will accelerate to 60mph in just 7.3 seconds. I remember the test drive to be a lot of fun and the only real drawback I could find was a dated and cheap feeling interior. That said, the front seats were very supportive.
With a huge boot and prices well within Sam's budget, the MG ZS 180 could be an outside choice.
If you can look beyond the colour, this yellow ZS for £1,295 is quite appealing. You have to like yellow though!
Volkswagen Corrado 16v

But the brilliance of the VR6 masks just how good the original 16v was. Contemporary reviews were full of praise for the 16v and G60, but it wasn't until the arrival of the VR6 that the Corrado finally won its place amongst the motoring elite. But the 16v is 150kg lighter than the VR6, so although it gives up 48bhp to its more powerful cousin, it's still a fun car to throw along a B-road and, in my opinion, the nose feels a little lighter.
I have a feeling that values of original and unmodified 16v Corrados is about to rise, so now's the time to buy one. The rear seats fold down, giving the svelte coupé hatchback levels of practicality.
This Diamond Silver 16v Corrado is tempting at just £1,000. It looks totally original and untouched. Nice.
Renault Clio Sport 172

The 172's 2.0 litre engine produces 167bhp and is as equally at home on a motorway as it is on a B-road. Perfect for Sam to run daily then?
The little Clio is never happier than when it's being thrashed around a hairpin bend, ideally with one of the rear wheels cocked in the air. Just make sure the timing chain has been done as replacing it isn't cheap. But that said, it's hard to argue against a 172, especially when prices are hovering around Sam's budget.
There are lots to choose from, but this looks tempting in Trophy Blue at just £1,595.
Peugeot 205 XS

The wheels have been newly refurbished and come complete with a set of new Toyo tyres. It also has 205 GTi brakes, Bilstein front dampers, Eibach springs and a re-conditioned gearbox. I think I'm in love.
At the time of writing this blog, the price is just £487.99 with no reserve. It's going on my watch list...
So that's that. The first and final time anyone will ask me for advice. The brief was relatively simple - a hot hatch for less than £1,500. So in true PetrolBlog style, the list contains just four hatchbacks, three estate cars, two coupés and one saloon car.
It remains to be seen now, what will Sam end up with. Watch this space...
In the meantime, if you want to Ask MajorGav, get in touch via twitter @MajorGav or via the blog.
Thanks to Carfolio for specifications. Please note that none of the cars featured in this article have been viewed.