OK, so if you’re reading this, there’s a good chance you’re interested in cars. If you’re not, then the following list will have absolutely no meaning to you. None whatsoever. Not a bit.
I consider myself a petrolhead. I’m not particularly good at the mechanics. I’m probably not that good at drifting. I probably wouldn’t be the quickest around Castle Combe in a Series 1 Elise. But I do love cars. 100 percent love ’em.
Many people are the same. You see them stood in the audience at the Top Gear studio. You see them at car shows. You see their posts on car forums. You read their insights in evo and Octane.
But what if you’re an obsessive petrolhead? How can you tell? Here are ten tell-tale signs:
Of course, there may be more signs. And I’d be glad to hear of them.
I’d like to point out that the top ten points bear no resemblance to myself. Purely guesswork. Nothing more. OK?