The new BMW M5 CS has YELLOW LIGHTS
The new BMW M5 CS is fast in a straight line, can go around corners and is quite expensive. More importantly, it has YELLOW LIGHTS.
BMW has unveiled an exciting new car. It's called the M5 CS and it goes very fast. It's also quite expensive. In truth, it's not in the slightest bit PetrolBloggy.
That's not to say that it's without appeal. Indeed, there's one illuminating feature that places the new BMW M5 CS firmly on the radar of the typical PetrolBlog reader.
Here are the most important bits from a very long press release, highlighted in bold for ease of use. PetrolBlog skim reads the waffle, so you don't have to.
Look at the stars
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Duis aute irure dolor innovative highlights in yellow velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.
Look how they shine for you
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And everything you do
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Yeah, they were all yellow
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. The BMW M5 CS has freaking yellow lights, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat.
Duis aute irure dolor in touch of France in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia YELLOW LIGHTS FOR THE WIN.
For the less important information, like how fast the BMW M5 CS goes, how much it costs and what's powering it, head over to Car magazine.
