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Booted: The Talbot Solara and Chris Goffey’s right foot

Published by Gavin Big-Surname at 23rd March 2020
Chris Goffey reviews the Talbot Solara

Forty years ago, Chris Goffey was perched on the bonnet of a Talbot Solara talking about the “emergence of a new phenomena – the booted version of an already established hatchback design”.

The Solara was to the Talbot Alpine what the Derby was to the Volkswagen Polo, the Jetta was to the Volkswagen Golf, and the Trevi was to the Lancia Beta. PetrolBlog hasn’t written a book on Shatchbacks (yet), but when it does, Lord Goffey will be asked to write the foreword.

In 1980, the Shatchback was still in its infancy. After years of dominance, the humble saloon was making way for the hatchback, with France and Germany leading the way. Interestingly, the Solara outsold the Alpine, which suggests that not everyone was ready to say goodbye to the three-box saloon.

There’s a lot to take from this clip from the short-lived TV show Wheels. It starts with the familiar Thames TV opening music, which, if you’re old enough, will signal the start of a much-loved television programme. For me, the Thames TV tune precludes Rainbow, and nothing will change that.

But before this turns into Rod, Jane and Goffey, back to the Talbot Solara.

Talbot Solara: Beards, boots and velour

Chris Goffey foot in Talbot Solara

Other lukewarm takes from the short video include the discovery that Chris Goffey owned a Talbot Alpine. These were the days before motoring ‘schlebs’ could afford to pick and choose from the world’s most exotic cars (and Cold War fighter aircraft). Goffey comments on the quietness of the Solara, crediting it to the “boot on the back”.

Watch as Goffey chucks the Solara along a Swiss road, in a scene reminiscent of a low-budget Ronin remake. Then marvel as he demonstrates the cruise control function – something he calls an “unusual feature” – by waving his foot in the air and wiggling his toes. Such brilliance is missing from modern car review videos.

In just five minutes, Goffey takes us back to a distant age, which is something we could all do with right now. It’s a video filled with velour, beards, snow and even a European-registered Ford Mustang. Enjoy.

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3 Comments

  1. Ben H says:
    23rd March 2020 at 8:54 pm

    I developed an unhealthy desire for one of these or an Alpine a few weeks back. Something about the quirky normality that I like

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    • John Levermore says:
      14th July 2020 at 2:08 pm

      I hope you have found the Simca UK owners club, all Alpines, Solaras and Horizons live there.
      There are quite a few around, but being looked after.
      I’m looking for a printer to make me some vinyl stickers for a 1984 special Alpine, originals were removed after an accident to one side. Have photos pre-restoration of the car.

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      • Ben H says:
        18th July 2020 at 6:44 pm

        What sort of stickers were you thinking about? Critical ones for the car or period accessories? I have an original cross channel Hovercraft GB sticker which I want to scan and make duplicates for my fleet

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